Emma Von Der Linn is a freelance writer and bookstore barista from the US. She hopes to become a high school English teacher and maybe write some books and make a shitload of money. She once won an award for her role as a drunken white Caribbean psychic. An unapologetic feminist, Emma enjoys embittering Men’s Rights Activists. Her influences include: Guy Fieri and the creators of the Neti Pot.
Praise for the Author:
“She’s not totally unattractive… she looks like she just had a fart ripped in her face.”